OK, it's not your name in lights... but it IS your name on a dope-ass cutting board. And that's a lot more useful than a bunch of lightbulbs, if you ask us. Which you didn't.
This thick beauty is cut from solid maple edge grain laminated with food-grade, waterproof adhesive. It's got a handy channel around the edge on one side to catch all those juicy drippings, and a laser engraving of your name (or your nickname, or your friend's name) on the other side!
Dress it up as a fancy cheese board, put it to work as a regular ol' chopping block, or just set it up on the mantel and admire it. Your choice.
Board measures 24" long and 18" wide, AKA big enough to fillet a hefty catfish, and still fit in your sink for a rinse afterward.
Make it your own! We can engrave words, designs, and even photos into this bad boy. It's your board — you tell us how you want it to look.